What Everyone Aspyrs To Do

Soon to be controlled by GuruChaz himselfEveryone wants to work in video games.

Be it Andy who wants to be a producer, Sam who wants to be a programmer, or Jack who wants to work in video production, they are all well on their way to achieving their goals in the video-game industry.

But, the one man who is most suited to work in the gaming industry, is not.

This is my open letter to Andy, Sam, Jack, or any person who actually has power at Aspyr

Have someone hire my Uncle Rob as the CGO of Aspyr. He has the gaming experience and he knows what people want in their games!

This request is also selfish in nature. I want to ride with Uncle Rob to a strip club in a kick-ass convertible. Is that so much to ask?

February 27, 2006 in: Commentary - 2 Comments

Push and Slide to Get Inside!

Bet you cannot satisfy me. Huh huh huh.Blister pack technology has advanced rapidly over the past 25 years.

I remember my Star Wars and GI Joe action figures coming in cardboard backed blister packs in the 80s, but now my memory cards and other electronic devices come in bullet-proof plastic blister packs.

OpenX® has solved the riddle of opening blister packs. In short, the secret is “Push and Slide to Get Inside!” Please everyone, thank a wizard, any wizard, for creating this fantastic tool.

February 16, 2006 in: Commentary - 1 Comment

Nobody is Listening

Know 100% that nobody is listening.Most entertainers judge their success or failure based on the size of their audience. If I were to follow that logic, I inevitably would be a miserable failure

For those people who have a thriving online audience, Google has purchased Measure Map from Adaptive Path.

Now all those lonely bloggers can truly know just how lonely they are…

February 15, 2006 in: Commentary, Technology - No Comments

Pump Up Dat Bra

High-tech Reebok BraFor all dem ladies with sub-spectacular boobies, peep this contraption.

Once again, science can step in and enhance our lives. If it were not for science, we would not have all the wonderful things that we need to survive.

February 13, 2006 in: Commentary - No Comments