Comments on: Dear 'Experts': You Are Dumb http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/ Me - Stupid, Human Tue, 14 Jun 2011 01:53:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: GuruChaz http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/comment-page-1/#comment-7 GuruChaz Sat, 11 Feb 2006 17:48:17 +0000 http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/06/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/#comment-7 There's a guy here where I live who runs a huge "janitorial service" and advertises heavily. Now everytime I drive by that building, I'm going to view it as the base of operations for local serial killers and other miscreant activities. My recommendation is for everyone to act rationally and notify their local authorities so they can raid these criminal rings between 9PM - 10PM Eastern on Thursday evenings. There’s a guy here where I live who runs a huge “janitorial service” and advertises heavily. Now everytime I drive by that building, I’m going to view it as the base of operations for local serial killers and other miscreant activities.

My recommendation is for everyone to act rationally and notify their local authorities so they can raid these criminal rings between 9PM – 10PM Eastern on Thursday evenings.

]]> By: Brooks Sky Bennett - Digital Ransom-Styleâ„¢ Notes http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/comment-page-1/#comment-6 Brooks Sky Bennett - Digital Ransom-Styleâ„¢ Notes Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:07:12 +0000 http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/06/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/#comment-6 [...] Criminals of yester-year were not blessed with such cutting edge technology, and in fact, they had to construct their ransom-styleâ„¢ notes completely by hand. According to Tammy Klein of the LA County Sherrif’s Department if this technique is used on an upcoming Law and Order: Criminal Intent or CSI, criminals around the globe will be able to utilize this gadget technology for serious crime. [...] [...] Criminals of yester-year were not blessed with such cutting edge technology, and in fact, they had to construct their ransom-styleâ„¢ notes completely by hand. According to Tammy Klein of the LA County Sherrif’s Department if this technique is used on an upcoming Law and Order: Criminal Intent or CSI, criminals around the globe will be able to utilize this gadget technology for serious crime. [...]

]]> By: Brooks http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/comment-page-1/#comment-5 Brooks Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:00:35 +0000 http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/06/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/#comment-5 I am glad to see someone is on the same page as me... Little known fact, most serial killers are literate. One could postulate that Andy's library theory might hold water (and duct tape and a pair of scissors)... I am glad to see someone is on the same page as me…

Little known fact, most serial killers are literate. One could postulate that Andy’s library theory might hold water (and duct tape and a pair of scissors)…

]]> By: Andy http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/comment-page-1/#comment-4 Andy Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:32:17 +0000 http://www.brooksskybennett.com/2006/02/06/dear-experts-you-are-dumb/#comment-4 If criminals really wanted to get smarter they would go to their local library and do a little R and D. There are countless titles on serial killers, chemistry, taxidermy, cooking, etc. Plus our taxes pay for it! The above article is full of idiocy. Do you really believe that criminals learned to use bleach by watching some primetime cop drama? Come on, janitors (of which 90% are murderers) already knew that. If criminals really wanted to get smarter they would go to their local library and do a little R and D. There are countless titles on serial killers, chemistry, taxidermy, cooking, etc. Plus our taxes pay for it!

The above article is full of idiocy. Do you really believe that criminals learned to use bleach by watching some primetime cop drama? Come on, janitors (of which 90% are murderers) already knew that.

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