Digital Ransom-Style™ Notes

Note Received Asking for the Return of Fart Burger Using Spell with flickr, neo-criminals and high-tech lunatics can concoct digital ransom-style™ notes that are virtually untraceable.

Criminals of yester-year were not blessed with such cutting edge technology, and in fact, they had to construct their ransom-style™ notes completely by hand. According to Tammy Klein of the LA County Sherrif’s Department if this technique is used on an upcoming Law and Order: Criminal Intent or CSI, criminals around the globe will be able to utilize this gadget technology for serious crime.

February 8, 2006 in: Technology - 3 Comments -

3 Responses to “Digital Ransom-Style™ Notes”

  1. Brad Says:

    I never understood what exactly Fartburger was. Is it a skateboard trick? A band? An upcoming product at Whataburger?

  2. Brooks Says:

    “Fartburgerâ„¢ is what Fartburgerâ„¢ does.”
    - Fartburgerâ„¢

  3. GuruChaz Says:

    I think a “Fartburger” is when you accidentally (or on purpose) shit your pants, but there’s still no listing for it on Wikipedia.

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