12
Feb
The Japanese always have the coolest high tech gear. Be it sleek 3G cellphones, awesome digital cameras, or this home theater and home automation remote control.
If one could transmutate into any nationality I almost would chose to be Japanese. The major downside is I would have to assume the average Japanese haircut. Over 5,000 years of civilization and the best they can come up with is Andy-1999-Hair™?
Prehaps I will forgoe the change and live with our current, crappy American technology.
February 12, 2006 in: Commentary, Technology - No Comments
10
Feb
Finally, thanks to Sensodome we can all relax in our own personal oxygen bar. So long have I envied Michael Jackson’s hyperbaric chamber, and now I can be one step closer to the King of Pop and breathe my very own Strawberry Kiwi Kraze air.
I can’t wait until this shows up on eBay or Craigslist so I can nab one at an affordable rate. The quality of their production makes me think this product will launch at an unattainable price.
February 10, 2006 in: Technology - No Comments
8
Feb
Using Spell with flickr, neo-criminals and high-tech lunatics can concoct digital ransom-style™ notes that are virtually untraceable.
Criminals of yester-year were not blessed with such cutting edge technology, and in fact, they had to construct their ransom-style™ notes completely by hand. According to Tammy Klein of the LA County Sherrif’s Department if this technique is used on an upcoming Law and Order: Criminal Intent or CSI, criminals around the globe will be able to utilize this gadget technology for serious crime.
February 8, 2006 in: Technology - 3 Comments
7
Feb
“I live on the run, and no longer can I wait for a human to make my food.”
- Average Fat Person
Star Trek had the Food Replicator™, Back to the Future II had the Food Hydrator™, and now we, citizens of modern Earth have MooBella to satisfy our fatty desires.
MooBella is a fancy-schmancy™ machine designed for one thing, making the world a fatter place. You might be walking through the mall and need a quick dairy fix – BAM – MooBella is there to serve.
This aint your grandma’s ice cream. Fatsos won’t be limited to boring old vanilla and chocolate… Moo Bella dishes out 12 Flavors with 5 mix-in capabilities.
Want to learn more, check out their video.
February 7, 2006 in: Technology - 2 Comments
The Japanese always have the coolest high tech gear. Be it sleek 3G cellphones, awesome digital cameras, or this home theater and home automation remote control.
