Miley Cyrus, cyborg?
I was working on a small audio project and believe I have made an interesting discovery…
I am hypothesizing that Miley Cyrus is not the new it girl of the year, but rather, she is a cybernetic organism. I understand this is somewhat of an outlandish claim, but I believe I have audio evidence to support my claim.
Before I release my evidence, I would like to discuss my hypothesis.
It is my belief that Miley Cyrus is a cyborg created in collaboration between Billy Ray Cyrus and Andrew WK.
How can I believe this? If you speed up a Miley Cyrus song, and drop the pitch, you will realize that both her voice and style of music and very similar to Andrew WK. Seeing as his career is slowing (as is Billy Ray’s) I believe he made a deal with Disney™ (who is releasing Billy Ray’s next album) and their Imagineers™ to create the next “it girl”. Of course, Billy Ray supplied his young daughter because Andrew WK’s sperm was “too partied out”.
Imagineers™ then cloned Andrew WK’s vocal chords and parts of his cerebral cortex and implanted them into the host body. The chords were then reprogrammed with a slightly slower speed and higher pitch to appeal to the teen girl market.
I am not sure of the timeline at this moment (and speculation is much welcomed). I feel we can work as a team to solve this (while I do understand that fear of Disney™ might cause people to fear stepping forward with their knowledge).
Here is my current evidence:
Original Andrew WK Song
Miley Cyrus, sped up and pitch shifted
Notice the similarities? I think I do…